Sarcasm is a sophisticated art form we offer to our customers without them realizing it. If it was a science, we would all have Ph.D's. We have plenty to offer to each and every one of our customers. Unfortunately, we have been fresh out of patience since the beginning of time, so Sarcasm is a fantastic alternative to satisfy your need to eyeroll. Hopefully, one day you'll find a brain back there. Sarcasm comes in several styles and can be adjusted to suit your level of idiocy at anytime.
Popular styles include:
The Slow Clap: Not just for 90s sports movies.
The Farm of F*#%s: It is barren, so there are zero to give.
Deja Poo: because we've heard this crap before.
